Forbidden Churn
Welcome to the tastefully smutty, biblically inspired Amish romance series you didn’t know you needed. This is your introduction to the steamy world of slow-burn scripture recitations and scandalous butter churning.
In the quiet, rolling hills of Lancaster County, where the fields are bountiful and the courtships modest, one woman dares to dream of more than quilts and cows.
Marybeth Yoder was destined for an ordinary life—quilting bees, Sunday potlucks, and the occasional thrilling barn-raising. But everything changes when Elijah Miller, the brooding carpenter with hands as rough as his faith is strong, returns to the village with a gaze as smoldering as a hearth on a winter’s night.
What begins with a simple butter-churning contest ignites a slow-burn of scandalous tension, steamy scripture recitations, and unspoken desires beneath the soft glow of lantern light. As Marybeth and Elijah navigate forbidden feelings, meddling elders, and whispered gossip, they’ll need more than their faith to stay on the righteous path—or risk churning their own fate into ruin.
Join them on an unforgettable journey through temptation, tradition, and provocatively prudent prayer circles. From haylofts to hymnals, this online series is packed with chapters of faith-fueled yearning, heartwarming humor, and the tantalizing slow drip of forbidden attraction.
Will Marybeth heed her heart’s call, or will she marry the man who owns the general store, forever wondering what could have been? Will Elijah break tradition for love, or remain shackled by the rules of his ancestors?
One thing is certain: in Forbidden Churn, sometimes the heart must churn before it can truly soften.
Season One includes:
📄️ Chapter 1: A Stirring in the Cream
In the quiet dawn of Lancaster County, where the fields stretched wide like a patchwork quilt of golden corn and green alfalfa, Marybeth Yoder awoke to the soft hum of life on the farm. The rooster crowed with its usual self-importance, but today, it felt like a prelude to something... monumental.
📄️ Chapter 2: Plunging Into Temptation
The lantern’s soft glow illuminated the hayloft, casting golden halos over the piles of hay. The night was quiet, save for the distant hum of crickets in the fields below. Marybeth Yoder sat on the edge of the wooden beam, her heart pounding like a hymn sung off-tempo. She was supposed to be at home, knitting by the fire and reciting scripture for her younger siblings. Instead, she was here—in the loft—waiting.
Perfect for readers who believe that even in the most pious of places, desire can run deep and churn even deeper.
Caution: Contains suggestive scripture readings, shoulder touches, and one particularly sinful moment involving a hand-carved rocking chair.